only-tiktoks:

grawly:

kunosoura:

sailor-sappho:

azzandra:

grawly:

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her ‘prettier’, I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic–too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women–this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can’t help but think. My. What a coincidence you’ve made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

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Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

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TLDR it’s a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

what the fuck happened to my post

ndiecity:

deploying a squadron of transgender werewolves to your location

fan-fares:

tikkety-tok:

Potatoes! 🥔

oh my god the little stomps

cipheramnesia:

doggoneloser:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

madskittens202stuff:

tinkering-goblin:

whyarehterecomendednamesstupid:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

please note that while progenitor, guardian, spawnpoint etc are all respected titles, they are more the equivalent of mother/father than an affectionate nickname you would scream through the house multiple times a day. gimme something we can use people

I just tried to combine the words and got “dom” and i cant-

but wait, if we reverse ‘dom’ you get ‘mod’. I suggest we use ‘moderator’ as a gender neutral version of mom/dad

Admin and op would work makes them sound powerful and in charge of everything

Admin (respectful) Op (derogatory)

i was going to add something else to this but instead i got to thinking and i was like huh. what could you use.

in most languages the word for ‘mother’ usually starts with an M, because phonetically [m] is one of the easiest sounds for a newborn to make when they start babbling, and mothers tend to be the one most around the child. so in my mind that crosses M off the list, because it’s automatically associated with a feminine figure

similarly, ‘father’ tends to start with D, T, P, or B. (phonetically these sounds are very close together; [p, b] and [d, t] are all only different because of being voiced or unvoiced.) these are also phonetically easy letters and ones kids pick up on earlier.

now the hard sounds for kids are the following: [ɹ, d͡ʒ, tʃ, θ, ð] or in normal speak: the English R, the “j” or “dge” sound in “judge,” the “th” sound in “thigh” and the “th” sound in “the.” and we don’t want kids unable to say their parent’s name for years, so those are also off the list.

additionally, it’s easiest for young kids to just repeat the same sound twice rather than figuring out the tongue gymnastics of putting different sounds together, which is why kids will say Ma-Ma or Da-Da and not Ma-Mo or Da-Po. and we’ll want to stick with low back vowels like “ah” and avoid ones like the hard “i” or “ee.”

so what does that leave us? when we want a sound kids can learn easily and early but don’t want to just put a funky spin on “mama” or “dada”?

my suggestions: G, K, W, L. i personally lean towards W and L. they’re called liquids, since they’re the consonants that kind of aren’t consonants, and kids (and ESL learners) will tend to swap out the English R for a W or L until they can learn the R.

if i ever have a child, they’ll start calling me Wawa. then when they get older, they’ll call me Wala, or maybe even Wally.

and then, once they’re finally phonetically developed, they can call me by my true title as their nonbinary guardian for their 18+ years:

Waluigi.

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clubpenguinkiller:

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really cool game

were-ralph:

peoplegettingreallymadatfurries:

peoplegettingreallymadatfurries:

peoplegettingreallymadatfurries:

peoplegettingreallymadatfurries:

peoplegettingreallymadatfurries:

Rest in peace, Wereralph. We sure loved your love of big, buff men. Also your IQ of 4 and all your contributions to this hellsite

Staff fucking murked this man

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Not sure he really wants to come back if he’s allowed to

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@were-ralph welcome back

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secondlina:

“My only love sprung from my only hate!” Lovers to Enemies & Enemies to Lovers 2.5 inch gold enamel pins are now available for pre-order!

⭐ ⭐  ORDER HERE  ⭐ ⭐

B.C. heat wave shatters temperature records across the province →

drownedinlight:

robotsandfrippary:

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prismatic-bell:

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meggory84:

liz5100:

allthecanadianpolitics:

allthecanadianpolitics:

From Abbotsford to Yoho National Park, a heat wave shattered temperature records in British Columbia on Saturday — and meteorologists expect the weather to get even hotter over the next couple of days.

The Village of Lytton was the hottest place in the country Saturday, with a record-breaking 43.2 C according to Environment Canada. The previous record there was set in 2006, at 39.9 C.

Other notable highs include the Fraser Valley, which broke 40 C at Cultus Lake for the first time yesterday.

In the Cache Creek area, temperatures soared to 42.5 C, and Lillooet set a new record at 43.1 C. Temperatures in the Pemberton Valley are so high an evacuation order has been issued because of rising river levels caused by snowmelt.

Continue Reading.

Tagging: @politicsofcanada

This heatwave is starting to get terrifying:

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Tagging: @politicsofcanada

For all Americans keeping track 50c is around 123f i think. It’s what the summer temps in Arizona and New Mexico are like usually.

And for anyone who would like to say “lol that’s just summer here, nbd,” these are places where homes and most businesses do not generally have air conditioning. It doesn’t get hot enough during the summer to have a/c. Care homes might not have a/c in individual rooms. People are going to die from this. Forests are going to burn because of this.

Texan here.

Put foil on your windows and block with heavy blankets or curtains to keep sunlight out, that’s where the majority of your cool air leaves.

If you can’t get a hold of fans buy ice packs and stuff the freezer with em, you can place wrap them in towels and place them on pulse points on your body to keep you cool and avoid heat stroke.

If you do have a fan place a bowl of ice behind it to spread that cold air around the room

Wear your lightest clothing both in fabric and color WEAR LONG SLEEVES IN A LOOSE LIGHTWEIGHT FABRIC IT TRAPS SWEAT AND IT KEEPS YOU COOL, heat is attracted to dark colors.

Drink water no matter how thirsty you are, mix in gatorade to keep electrolytes up. Try to avoid ice cold though because it causes your body to heat up even more.

I hope this helps any of my Canadian followers. Some of us Texans still suffer so help these tips we use down here help ya’ll up there.

So it IS true that “this is just summer” where I am, but that means I know survival things you don’t and y’all were very kind to Texans during the polar vortex so from an Arizonan to all my overheating Canadians:


1) strip down to nothing. Pick out a light shirt and pants. (I like pajama pants for this.) Put them on. NO UNDERWEAR, it’ll make the next step suck. Now go get in a cool shower. Yes, with your clothes on. You can sit on a towel when you get out if you have cloth furniture. If you have long hair, use this opportunity to braid and bun it. It’ll stay wet longer, and keep you cooler.

2) stay indoors as much as possible.


3) If you have box fans, put a tub of ice water behind each one and aim it toward the ceiling on a 45-degree angle. Cool air sinks, so this will help circulation in your space and keep it cooler.


4) try to sleep during the day, if you can—body temperature automatically lowers during sleep. Dampen your top sheet and sleep under only that, in the nude if your living situation allows.


5) NO SODA. NO COFFEE. NO TEA. If you must drink these things, keep it to a minimum. In extremely hot weather, they can dehydrate you (especially soda).


6) find a friend or family member you can check in with at least once a day. Extreme heat can make you sluggish and disoriented even if you’re not in danger of overheating. Having someone to touch base with can help keep you engaged.

7) plan cold meals and do any necessary cooking at night. If you can stay awake this long, 2-3am will be the coolest part of the night and the most ideal for cooking. You’ll want lots of things like sandwiches, cut fruit, meat and veg that you like when they’re cold. Cooking during the day will heat up the house and you won’t want what you’ve made because it’s warm.

8) in the same vein, plan on 5-6 small meals rather than three moderate-to-large ones. You’ll find that you’re not actually all that hungry, and it’ll be easier to have a sandwich now and another in two hours than to eat a soup and sandwich and fruit right now. If you have an eating disorder and eating this way concerns you for your recovery, find a buddy to check in with, and remember: THIS IS HEALING. This is allowing your body to digest small amounts at a time so it’s not overwhelmed by unusual heat. You are eating the same amount overall, just in smaller bits.

9) buckle your seatbelts when you get out of the car, and if you have to park outside, leave your windows open by a couple of centimeters. This will prevent heat buildup (the hottest I’ve ever registered the inside of my car was 142 degrees—about 61C). If you have access to a piece of cardboard, put it inside your windshield to block out the sun. It really does help.



Stay safe, friends. Take care.

Rubbing alcohol will evaporate at higher humidity than water, you can rub that on your skin if it’s too muggy for sweat to evaporate. I’m guessing all that hand sanitizer we all stocked up on will work

Quick “It’s too hot to move” things I make:

“Greek” salad. Shave a cucumber of it’s outer skin if you don’t like the bitterness of it(if you have subpar cucumbers sometimes it’s better to leave the skin on for taste) and cut into small chunks or slices. toss it in a bowl with grape tomatoes. Add a drizzle of olive oil, some salt and pepper and garlic powder, then generous amounts of feta to taste.  BOOM.  Cooling, hydrating and yummy. 

berries, watermelon, citrus fruits, all those things have lots of water and things that will help you cool off.  

Want something delicious? Make a parfait with a mix of yogurt, cream cheese, sour cream, and/or pudding.  Mix it up depending on how healthy you want it and add in a shit ton of berries and top with whipped cream if you’re into it. Add vanilla wafers or graham crackers or whatever other crunch thing you want(we put chunks of angel food cake in ours sometimes).  It’s cooling and decadent- which will get your mind off how hot it is.

The Korean philosophy to cool off in the summer is to eat really hot, spicy soup. The idea is that you will sweat even more and that will help cool you off.  It’s not a plan for everyoen tho. 

Also, just a reminder I periodically give people visiting the mountains: in extreme conditions you are unused to, you may have trouble staying hydrated because your electrolyte count has gotten weird. I use Pedialyte to restore electrolytes (I loose them frequently thanks to my chronic illness) but anything like gastorade, powerade, or vitamin water can help. How much you’ll need will depend on how difficult it is to stay hydrated in that moment, but the average person will usually do okay on one serving per day.

theprideful:

theprideful:

1stsana:

theprideful:

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here, have some bi-ace solidarity

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my favorite part about this is everyone tagging their ace/bi mutuals like “look!! it’s us! it’s you!!” target audience

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stop being funnier than me on my own post

dontblamethewitches:

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melanocetuss:

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like “aww yeahhh such a funny animal”

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and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

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YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

speremint:
“ you’d text her back, right? 🥺
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speremint:

you’d text her back, right? 🥺

fr33kinmatt:
“ if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat
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fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat